The Straight Version
ANSES rescheduled November payments and added a 1.93% hike due to the Pope’s arrival in Argentina.
The UNHINGED Take
The Pope lands and the government tosses us a pathetic 1.93% crumb like we are starving pigeons. Keeping the lights on with prayers while the country rots in bureaucratic purgatory.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE ECONOMIC FAILURE / 10
The Pope lands and the government tosses us a pathetic 1.93% crumb like we are starving pigeons.
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The Pope lands and the government tosses us a pathetic 1.93% crumb like we are starving pigeons. ABSOLUTE ECONOMIC FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/calendario-de-pagos-anses-en-noviembre-con-feriados #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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