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California’s Bay Area debates data centres ahead of US midterm elections

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 05:13 am
California’s Bay Area debates data centres ahead of US midterm elections — Argentina
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The Straight Version

Seven Bay Area cities banned data centers amid AI hype.

The UNHINGED Take

They shut data centers over a fire drill, but their AI dreams still smoke. Bay Area’s AI paradise? More like a data‑center no‑nom.

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The Bottom Line

Data Doomed / 10

They shut data centers over a fire drill, but their AI dreams still smoke.

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They shut data centers over a fire drill, but their AI dreams still smoke. Data Doomed / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/californias-bay-area-debates-data-centres-ahead-of #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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