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Comprar un saco de carbón en Cuba puede costar hasta el 155% del salario mínimo, según Food Monitor Program

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Infobae·5 Nov, 01:25 pm
Comprar un saco de carbón en Cuba puede costar hasta el 155% del salario mínimo, según Food Monitor Program — Argentina
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The Straight Version

A sack of coal in Cuba now costs 155% of the monthly minimum wage due to energy shortages.

The UNHINGED Take

The regime has perfected the art of starving people in the dark while charging a fortune for the privilege of burning their own furniture to boil water. Absolute terminal decay.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10

The regime has perfected the art of starving people in the dark while charging a fortune for the privilege of burning their own furniture to boil water.

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The regime has perfected the art of starving people in the dark while charging a fortune for the privilege of burning their own furniture to boil water. TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/comprar-un-saco-de-carb-n-en-cuba #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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