The Straight Version
Israel's president chose opposition Gadi Eisenkot over Netanyahu to form the next government.
The UNHINGED Take
Eisenkot yanks the cabinet like a busted cajón, dragging Netanyahu into a stale soup of shame. Israeli politics now a clown circus on a broken treadmill.
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The Bottom Line
SADISTIC OSCAR / 10
Eisenkot yanks the cabinet like a busted cajón, dragging Netanyahu into a stale soup of shame.
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Eisenkot yanks the cabinet like a busted cajón, dragging Netanyahu into a stale soup of shame. SADISTIC OSCAR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/eisenkot-chosen-over-netanyahu-to-form-israels-next #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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