The Straight Version
Turkey's parliament ratified a defense pact with Saudi Arabia and Pakistan regarding the holy sites of Mecca.
The UNHINGED Take
Just what the world needed, a holy trinity of bureaucratic nightmares cosplaying as a defense force. It is not an alliance, it is a global stress test for the apocalypse.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL GEOPOLITICAL CLOWN SHOW / 10
Just what the world needed, a holy trinity of bureaucratic nightmares cosplaying as a defense force.
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