The Straight Version
Global stocks jump as AI bets soar.
The UNHINGED Take
Brokers are chasing AI like a cheetah chasing a blind rat; the market's a carnival of greedy vultures, tripping on their own hype.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Brokers are chasing AI like a cheetah chasing a blind rat; the market's a carnival of greedy vultures, tripping on their own hype.
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Brokers are chasing AI like a cheetah chasing a blind rat; the market's a carnival of greedy vultures, tripping on their own hype. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/global-stock-markets-rise-as-investors-continue-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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