The Straight Version
16-0 vote seal Greenland security pact with US and Denmark.
The UNHINGED Take
Greenland’s 16‑0 wolf pack swallows US & Denmark with smug security treaty, while seven daft chiefs sit‑abstaining on their cheap ice‑crixk. Pure polar political ice‑candy assault, sab.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Greenland’s 16‑0 wolf pack swallows US & Denmark with smug security treaty, while seven daft chiefs sit‑abstaining on their cheap ice‑crixk.
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Greenland’s 16‑0 wolf pack swallows US & Denmark with smug security treaty, while seven daft chiefs sit‑abstaining on their cheap ice‑crixk. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/greenland-parliament-approves-security-deal-with-us-denmark #NZElection2026
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