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In California, illegal border crossings plummet under Trump administration

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 09:36 am
In California, illegal border crossings plummet under Trump administration — Argentina
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The Straight Version

Trump’s 2024 pledge slashed illegal U.S. border crossings by 93% since Biden’s era, as border patrol claws back control.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump’s border crackdown is a circus that traps migrants like pinatas while politicians laugh in the meat market. Biden’s cash‑cow antics still juggle apathy into tax‑pocket devourers.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Trump’s border crackdown is a circus that traps migrants like pinatas while politicians laugh in the meat market.

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Trump’s border crackdown is a circus that traps migrants like pinatas while politicians laugh in the meat market. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/in-california-illegal-border-crossings-plummet-under-trump #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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