The Straight Version
Iran's supreme leader threatened unrestricted retaliation against any potential attackers while mediators attempt to negotiate peace.
The UNHINGED Take
Tehran is playing global whack-a-mole with a suicide vest while pretending they want a tea party. These religious muppets are begging to find out why the US doesn't have free healthcare.

The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE SUICIDE PACT / 10
Tehran is playing global whack-a-mole with a suicide vest while pretending they want a tea party.
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Tehran is playing global whack-a-mole with a suicide vest while pretending they want a tea party. COLLECTIVE SUICIDE PACT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/iran-warns-of-unfettered-retaliation-if-attacked-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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