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Iran warns of unfettered retaliation if attacked as mediators try for peace

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 12:13 pm
Iran warns of unfettered retaliation if attacked as mediators try for peace — Argentina
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The Straight Version

Iran's supreme leader threatened unrestricted retaliation against any potential attackers while mediators attempt to negotiate peace.

The UNHINGED Take

Tehran is playing global whack-a-mole with a suicide vest while pretending they want a tea party. These religious muppets are begging to find out why the US doesn't have free healthcare.

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COLLECTIVE SUICIDE PACT / 10

Tehran is playing global whack-a-mole with a suicide vest while pretending they want a tea party.

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