The Straight Version
French journalist Clémentine Goldszal releases ‘Newborn’ on premature babies' ICU journey.
The UNHINGED Take
Clémentine Goldszal thinks newborns need a PhD to exist— turns tiny crises into binge‑worthy celebrity drama. What’s next? A milk bill for labor rights?
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The Bottom Line
NURSERY SHAME / 10
Clémentine Goldszal thinks newborns need a PhD to exist— turns tiny crises into binge‑worthy celebrity drama.
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