The Straight Version
Mexican captain Johan Vásquez kept Genoa’s clean sheet and steered them past Juventus in 90 minutes.
The UNHINGED Take
Vásquez strutted like a Venezuelan bull in a Rio carnival – 14 raids, zero goals for Juventus, Genoa’s redemption live wallpaper. 14 punches, zero mercy, and a salute from the Villar.
The Bottom Line
CHELO DONGA / 10
Vásquez strutted like a Venezuelan bull in a Rio carnival – 14 raids, zero goals for Juventus, Genoa’s redemption live wallpaper.
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Vásquez strutted like a Venezuelan bull in a Rio carnival – 14 raids, zero goals for Juventus, Genoa’s redemption live wallpaper. CHELO DONGA / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/johan-v-squez-se-viste-de-h-roe #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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