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Kansas elects first Democratic senator in almost a century

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 04:37 am
Kansas elects first Democratic senator in almost a century — Argentina
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The Straight Version

Adam Hamilton beat Republican Roger Marshall in a highly competitive race.

The UNHINGED Take

"Kansas elects first Democratic senator in almost a century" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Kansas elects first Democratic senator in almost a century" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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