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La oportunidad de diversificar nuestras pesquerías

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Infobae·4 Nov, 11:45 am
La oportunidad de diversificar nuestras pesquerías — Argentina
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The Straight Version

Diversification plan slashes human consumption fish, table catch down 0.5%, Infobae reports.

The UNHINGED Take

Infobae says fish are shrinking faster than my patience; the fish unirily sag to 0.5% downgrade, making us taste the same stale policy again. The Plan de Emergencia? A fishman’s bad dream.

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The Bottom Line

BORRADO MANUAL / 10

Infobae says fish are shrinking faster than my patience; the fish unirily sag to 0.5% downgrade, making us taste the same stale policy again.

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Infobae says fish are shrinking faster than my patience; the fish unirily sag to 0.5% downgrade, making us taste the same stale policy again. BORRADO MANUAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/la-oportunidad-de-diversificar-nuestras-pesquer-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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