The Straight Version
Over 350 fugitives in the Dominican Republic voluntarily turned themselves in to the National Police.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says incompetent criminal like queuing up for a prison sentence like it is a sale at the supermarket. These absolute muppets clearly realized they are too useless to even evade capture.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL IDIOT PARADE / 10
Nothing says incompetent criminal like queuing up for a prison sentence like it is a sale at the supermarket.
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Nothing says incompetent criminal like queuing up for a prison sentence like it is a sale at the supermarket. COLOSSAL IDIOT PARADE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/m-s-de-350-personas-buscadas-por-distintos #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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