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Murió un futbolista en un accidente de tránsito horas después de consagrarse campeón de la liga local

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Infobae·3 Nov, 05:28 am
Murió un futbolista en un accidente de tránsito horas después de consagrarse campeón de la liga local — Argentina
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The Straight Version

Bruno Ponti, 24, dies in Ruta 93 crash hours after Chañarense wins league.

The UNHINGED Take

He celebrated a victory, then his car slipped into eternity. The only penalty was his life, no replay.

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MORTAL MISCONCEPTION / 10

He celebrated a victory, then his car slipped into eternity.

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