The Straight Version
Trump warns Bukele to decide Haiti matters, claims El Salvador needs no outside help.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump told Bukele that he can 'do whatever' while the world watches, because like licking rotten fruit, El Salvador thinks it can steer a hurricane alone. Guacamole paradox for the ages.
The Bottom Line
BLATANT SCHIZO / 10
Trump told Bukele that he can 'do whatever' while the world watches, because like licking rotten fruit, El Salvador thinks it can steer a hurricane alone.
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Trump told Bukele that he can 'do whatever' while the world watches, because like licking rotten fruit, El Salvador thinks it can steer a hurricane alone. BLATANT SCHIZO / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/presidente-trump-habl-con-bukele-sobre-la-situaci #NZElection2026
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