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¿Qué está pasando en el Metro y Metrobús hoy 2 de noviembre?: líneas 6 y 7 del MB presentan cierres por obras

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Infobae·2 Nov, 03:12 pm
¿Qué está pasando en el Metro y Metrobús hoy 2 de noviembre?: líneas 6 y 7 del MB presentan cierres por obras — Argentina
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The Straight Version

Mexico City's Metrobús lines 6 and 7 are closed today for ongoing maintenance work.

The UNHINGED Take

The capital's public transit is a rusted coffin on wheels where commuters rot in traffic while bureaucrats paint lines on concrete. A total masterclass in systemic incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

PATHETIC INFRASTRUCTURE FAILURE / 10

The capital's public transit is a rusted coffin on wheels where commuters rot in traffic while bureaucrats paint lines on concrete.

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The capital's public transit is a rusted coffin on wheels where commuters rot in traffic while bureaucrats paint lines on concrete. PATHETIC INFRASTRUCTURE FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/qu-est-pasando-en-el-metro-y-metrob #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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