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Quién es Jesús Owono, el arquero de Andorra que chocó con Jesús de Miguel, el futbolista de Tenerife que murió hoy

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Nación·3 Nov, 12:06 pm
Quién es Jesús Owono, el arquero de Andorra que chocó con Jesús de Miguel, el futbolista de Tenerife que murió hoy — Argentina
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The Straight Version

Jesús de Miguel, 30, died after a cardiac arrest hit by Andorra keeper Jesús Owono.

The UNHINGED Take

Owono's reckless sticker turned de Miguel into a heart‑broken coffin. Andorra turned a whistle for a knockout; the pitch lost a life like a poorly paid striker. Andorra's own 'goal' was a death sentence.

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The Bottom Line

UNDESERVED DEATH / 10

Owono's reckless sticker turned de Miguel into a heart‑broken coffin.

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Owono's reckless sticker turned de Miguel into a heart‑broken coffin. UNDESERVED DEATH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/qui-n-es-jes-s-owono-el-arquero #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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