The Straight Version
US reports 5,182 measles cases, highest in 30 years, with Pennsylvania leading and eight deaths.
The UNHINGED Take
Vaccines forgotten, CDC sleeping, 5k kids dying like a cactus commercial. Pensilvania: the land of boiled ham and deadly measles.
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The Bottom Line
MEASLES MADNESS / 10
Vaccines forgotten, CDC sleeping, 5k kids dying like a cactus commercial.
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Vaccines forgotten, CDC sleeping, 5k kids dying like a cactus commercial. MEASLES MADNESS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/sarampi-n-en-estados-unidos-los-contagios-superan #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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