The Straight Version
TotalEnergies reported record quarterly profits while French citizens protest skyrocketing costs of living at the pumps.
The UNHINGED Take
TotalEnergies is busy counting their mountains of blood money while the French eat tear gas for breakfast. A classic corporate mugging dressed up as a discount.
The Bottom Line
GASLIGHTING PARADISE / 10
TotalEnergies is busy counting their mountains of blood money while the French eat tear gas for breakfast.
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TotalEnergies is busy counting their mountains of blood money while the French eat tear gas for breakfast. GASLIGHTING PARADISE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/totalenergies-posts-record-profits-as-it-keeps-a #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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