The Straight Version
An OpenAI-backed fund is purchasing security firm ADT for 15.3 billion dollars while promising privacy policy stability.
The UNHINGED Take
Giving an AI death cult your home security feed is like hiring a pyromaniac to guard the matches. Enjoy being data-mined in your own living room by a digital hallucinating parasite.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE SUICIDE PACT / 10
Giving an AI death cult your home security feed is like hiring a pyromaniac to guard the matches.
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That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥