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US Midterms: Will Gen Z enthusiasm help turn Michigan Senate blue?

🇦🇷 Argentina·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 03:03 pm
US Midterms: Will Gen Z enthusiasm help turn Michigan Senate blue? — Argentina
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The Straight Version

Abdul El-Sayed tries to flip Michigan Senate to blue with Gen Z hype.

The UNHINGED Take

El-Sayed’s Gen Z hype is as empty as a wallet after a tango night—bitter, but no one gets any gifts. Michigan’s Senate will stay colorblind, mate.

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The Bottom Line

BULLSHIT THRONE / 10

El-Sayed’s Gen Z hype is as empty as a wallet after a tango night—bitter, but no one gets any gifts.

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El-Sayed’s Gen Z hype is as empty as a wallet after a tango night—bitter, but no one gets any gifts. BULLSHIT THRONE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/us-midterms-will-gen-z-enthusiasm-help-turn #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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