The Straight Version
US media reports there are calls to replace Pete Hegseth, who also faces a possible impeachment vote, while Mark Rubio is rumoured to be eyeing a presidential run.
The UNHINGED Take
"White House denies Hegseth and Rubio to leave jobs after Republican election losses" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"White House denies Hegseth and Rubio to leave jobs after Republican election losses" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"White House denies Hegseth and Rubio to leave jobs after Republican election losses" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ar/white-house-denies-hegseth-and-rubio-to-leave #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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