The Straight Version
A new study suggests music therapy helps stimulate compensatory brain wiring in dementia patients.
The UNHINGED Take
Great, so we can now sing tunes to the boomers while they completely mismanage the country into the ground. A bit of Mozart won't fix their total lack of a moral compass.

The Bottom Line
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Great, so we can now sing tunes to the boomers while they completely mismanage the country into the ground.
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Great, so we can now sing tunes to the boomers while they completely mismanage the country into the ground. CLOWN SHOW PERFORMANCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/astonishing-music-therapy-ignites-compensatory-brain-wiring-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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