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Australia news live: Qantas seeks answers on data breach, storm prompts asthma warning, property values fall further

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·1 Nov, 07:35 pm
Australia news live: Qantas seeks answers on data breach, storm prompts asthma warning, property values fall further — Australia
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The Straight Version

Qantas blames cyberattack, storm sparks asthma alert, Aussie property market dives again.

The UNHINGED Take

Qantas fumbles data like a drunk barista after a hacker binge. Storm forces lungs to scream; property values crash like an overripe banana. Aussie wallets bleed dry.

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The Bottom Line

MUTANT LIES / 10

Qantas fumbles data like a drunk barista after a hacker binge.

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