The Straight Version
Australian-registered waterbombing chopper crashed into Indonesian river.
The UNHINGED Take
Your Aussie chopper fell into Indonesian gully like a spoiled kangaroo. If that wasn’t a bloody royal flush of incompetence, the Mendi (media) will drown in its own clumsy eulogies.

The Bottom Line
BOOM BRAIN / 10
Your Aussie chopper fell into Indonesian gully like a spoiled kangaroo.
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