The Straight Version
Paraguay ousted President Santiago Peña after the collapse of Ueno Bank froze millions of customer savings accounts.
The UNHINGED Take
Peña pulled a classic bank-run blooper while three million punters go broke. He is sitting in house arrest now while his successor promises play-money to stop the impending street riots.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE COOKED MUPPETS / 10
Peña pulled a classic bank-run blooper while three million punters go broke.
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Peña pulled a classic bank-run blooper while three million punters go broke. ABSOLUTE COOKED MUPPETS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/banking-scandal-topples-paraguay-leader #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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