The Straight Version
Donald Trump has asked UFC head Dana White to serve as the next White House press secretary.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine replacing official briefings with cage fights and bald-headed grifting. The US government is now officially a munted sideshow run by absolute muppets in suits.
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The Bottom Line
BRAIN DEAD CIRCUS / 10
Imagine replacing official briefings with cage fights and bald-headed grifting.
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Imagine replacing official briefings with cage fights and bald-headed grifting. BRAIN DEAD CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/could-ufc-boss-dana-white-be-next-white #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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