The Straight Version
A cyclist warns unsafe drivers caused six deaths, demanding police tighten rules.
The UNHINGED Take
Drivers driver like road‑50s pirates, leaving cyclists 50cm guilt. Police think they’re guardians of zillions, yet they're swapping golf bags for covid hit‑slugs.
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The Bottom Line
DUMB BRIGADE / 10
Drivers driver like road‑50s pirates, leaving cyclists 50cm guilt.
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Drivers driver like road‑50s pirates, leaving cyclists 50cm guilt. DUMB BRIGADE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/cyclist-records-dangerously-close-calls-with-drivers-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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