The Straight Version
Victorian court to hand down decision on Friday on two appeals regarding Patterson’s triple murder case Get our breaking news email , free app or daily news podcast Erin Patterson is set to find out if she could face a longer prison sentence or a new trial, as Victoria’s highest court hands down its decision on two appeals regarding her triple murder case . The court of appeal is set to rule on the two appeals from 10am on Friday, after justices Lesley Taylor, Stephen McLeish and Peter Kidd heard arguments from her legal team and prosecutors in August. Continue reading...
The UNHINGED Take
"Erin Patterson prepares for mushroom murders appeal ruling to learn if she could face retrial or longer jail term" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Erin Patterson prepares for mushroom murders appeal ruling to learn if she could face retrial or longer jail term" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Erin Patterson prepares for mushroom murders appeal ruling to learn if she could face retrial or longer jail term" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/erin-patterson-prepares-for-mushroom-murders-appeal-ruling #NZElection2026
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