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Ethiopia clashes push 50,000 to flee to Kenya

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 04:29 pm
Ethiopia clashes push 50,000 to flee to Kenya — Australia
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The Straight Version

The outbreak of fighting between rival forces in southern Ethiopia last week has led some 50,000 people to seek refuge in neighbouring Kenya, the United Nations said Wednesday, citing local authorities.

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The Bottom Line

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