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‘Fills my heart with horror’: King Charles expresses personal sorrow over slavery

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·3 Nov, 04:09 pm
‘Fills my heart with horror’: King Charles expresses personal sorrow over slavery — Australia
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The Straight Version

King Charles called slavery a 'monstrous injustice' at a Commonwealth summit but declined to apologise.

The UNHINGED Take

Charles dicks a real wet‑beat apology, giving the Commonwealth folks a wipe‑out of remorse while the Antiguan breeze blinks at his hollow monologue. He promises justice but delivers a right shrimbah.

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Charles dicks a real wet‑beat apology, giving the Commonwealth folks a wipe‑out of remorse while the Antiguan breeze blinks at his hollow monologue.

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