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Forrestania inks fresh ore deal to feed hungry WA gold hub

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·29 Oct, 02:21 am
Forrestania inks fresh ore deal to feed hungry WA gold hub — Australia
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The Straight Version

Forrestania Resources inks a multi‑million dollar deal to buy 400,000 tonnes of gold ore from High-Tech Metals.

The UNHINGED Take

Great, another pot‑of‑gold circus. Forrestania snatches 400,000 tonnes from High‑Tech Metals, proving it’s as greedy as a bar on a train.

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Reaction GIF for Forrestania inks fresh ore deal to feed hungry WA gold hub

The Bottom Line

BRICKWALL HEIST / 10

Great, another pot‑of‑gold circus.

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Great, another pot‑of‑gold circus. BRICKWALL HEIST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/forrestania-inks-fresh-ore-deal-to-feed-hungry #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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