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Global stock markets rise as investors continue to bet on AI

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 03:14 am
Global stock markets rise as investors continue to bet on AI — Australia
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The Straight Version

Global stock markets climb as AI‑betting investors chase quick gains.

The UNHINGED Take

Wall Street is whipping its cheap AI fancies into a pot of over‑priced candor; Asia climbs in an upside‑down gamble copy‑pasting the joke in trading strips. Investors are simply buying brain‑washed futures.

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SIMPLE MIND‑ROCK / 10

Wall Street is whipping its cheap AI fancies into a pot of over‑priced candor; Asia climbs in an upside‑down gamble copy‑pasting the joke in trading strips.

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Wall Street is whipping its cheap AI fancies into a pot of over‑priced candor; Asia climbs in an upside‑down gamble copy‑pasting the joke in trading strips. SIMPLE MIND‑ROCK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/global-stock-markets-rise-as-investors-continue-to #NZElection

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