The Straight Version
A helicopter carrying six people crashed after departing from the Badrinath pilgrimage site in northern India.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says divine intervention like plummeting into a mountainside after a spiritual retreat. Another bunch of muppets turned into a smear of grease before they could even hit the duty-free.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE HULL LOSS / 10
Nothing says divine intervention like plummeting into a mountainside after a spiritual retreat.
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