The Straight Version
Israel revokes travel authorisation for US concerted Brad Lander after his detention.
The UNHINGED Take
Israel yanks Lander's pass like a wimp's at a cab spill; thatin’ old mooks think a US lobbyist can saunter through West Bank like a bunny.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Israel yanks Lander's pass like a wimp's at a cab spill; thatin’ old mooks think a US lobbyist can saunter through West Bank like a bunny.
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Israel yanks Lander's pass like a wimp's at a cab spill; thatin’ old mooks think a US lobbyist can saunter through West Bank like a bunny. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/israel-bans-travel-for-brad-lander-after-detention #NZElection2026 #UnhingedN
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