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Jerusalem Daily: Israel detains Al Jazeera journalist in Hebron raids

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 05:26 pm
Jerusalem Daily: Israel detains Al Jazeera journalist in Hebron raids — Australia
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The Straight Version

Al Jazeera journalist Montaser Nassar detained during Hebron raids.

The UNHINGED Take

Israel's law‑bending militias gobble up Montaser Nassar like a kangaroo on a diet of ignorance. Al Jazeera's shock‑reporting game spirals into a four‑leaf clover of sorry.

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FIRE-BOUND MIND SAWN / 10

Israel's law‑bending militias gobble up Montaser Nassar like a kangaroo on a diet of ignorance.

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Israel's law‑bending militias gobble up Montaser Nassar like a kangaroo on a diet of ignorance. FIRE-BOUND MIND SAWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/jerusalem-daily-israel-detains-al-jazeera-journalist-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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