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Man dead after alleged stabbing attack in Melbourne’s CBD

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·6 Nov, 08:51 pm
Man dead after alleged stabbing attack in Melbourne’s CBD — Australia
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The Straight Version

An investigation is under way after a man was found dead and another was found injured in a nearby Melbourne street in an alleged stabbing.

The UNHINGED Take

Look at Man dead after alleged stabbing attack in Melbourne’s CBD speedrunning total brain death: "Man dead after alleged stabbing attack in Melbourne’s CBD". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Look at Man dead after alleged stabbing attack in Melbourne’s CBD speedrunning total brain death: "Man dead after alleged stabbing attack in Melbourne’s CBD".

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