The Straight Version
Meghan Markle's father, Thomas Markle, 82, arrested by FBI in Florida over child abuse material investigation.
The UNHINGED Take
FBI swoops on Janie's dad, Thomas Markle, 82, while he’s still pulling out child abuse vids; monarchy just got a new arms deal.

The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
FBI swoops on Janie's dad, Thomas Markle, 82, while he’s still pulling out child abuse vids; monarchy just got a new arms deal.
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FBI swoops on Janie's dad, Thomas Markle, 82, while he’s still pulling out child abuse vids; monarchy just got a new arms deal. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/meghan-markles-estranged-father-arrested-by-fbi #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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