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Meghan Markle’s estranged father arrested by FBI

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·6 Nov, 08:52 pm
Meghan Markle’s estranged father arrested by FBI — Australia
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The Straight Version

Meghan Markle's father, Thomas Markle, 82, arrested by FBI in Florida over child abuse material investigation.

The UNHINGED Take

FBI swoops on Janie's dad, Thomas Markle, 82, while he’s still pulling out child abuse vids; monarchy just got a new arms deal.

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The Bottom Line

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FBI swoops on Janie's dad, Thomas Markle, 82, while he’s still pulling out child abuse vids; monarchy just got a new arms deal.

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FBI swoops on Janie's dad, Thomas Markle, 82, while he’s still pulling out child abuse vids; monarchy just got a new arms deal. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/meghan-markles-estranged-father-arrested-by-fbi #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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