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'Never getting beaten': Autumn Glow's gritty run

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·7 Nov, 05:42 am
'Never getting beaten': Autumn Glow's gritty run — Australia
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The Straight Version

Autumn Glow wins VRC Champions Mile.

The UNHINGED Take

Autumn Glow snatches the VRC Champions Mile, proving even horses can outwit Aussie slovenly jockeys. The whole race was just a pay‑to‑play circus.

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UNREASONABLE STUNT / 10

Autumn Glow snatches the VRC Champions Mile, proving even horses can outwit Aussie slovenly jockeys.

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Autumn Glow snatches the VRC Champions Mile, proving even horses can outwit Aussie slovenly jockeys. UNREASONABLE STUNT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/never-getting-beaten-autumn-glows-gritty-run #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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