The Straight Version
The results in the New Zealand election are anything but clear with the two major parties — Labour and National — in the tightest of races.
The UNHINGED Take
"New Zealand may not know its government for weeks — key takeaways" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"New Zealand may not know its government for weeks — key takeaways" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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