The Straight Version
Nick Blakey and McVeigh watch Dons as Cobras train for AFL pre-season.
The UNHINGED Take
Jaymie Graham's coaching sheet leaves players hopping like bored kangaros while McVeigh pretends not to read the same crumb‑crusted playbook. Nick Blakey's Leap is more flop than pads.

The Bottom Line
KINKED SILLY / 10
Jaymie Graham's coaching sheet leaves players hopping like bored kangaros while McVeigh pretends not to read the same crumb‑crusted playbook.
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Jaymie Graham's coaching sheet leaves players hopping like bored kangaros while McVeigh pretends not to read the same crumb‑crusted playbook. KINKED SILLY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/nick-blakey-leaps-into-life-as-a-kangaroo #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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