The Straight Version
Oscar Piastri has officially split with his manager Mark Webber following a challenging Formula 1 season.
The UNHINGED Take
Piastri finally dumped the old unit to stop Webber treating his career like a mid-life crisis vanity project. About time the kid stopped being a passenger in Mark's ego trip.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE KICK TO THE GHERKIN / 10
Piastri finally dumped the old unit to stop Webber treating his career like a mid-life crisis vanity project.
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Piastri finally dumped the old unit to stop Webber treating his career like a mid-life crisis vanity project. ABSOLUTE KICK TO THE GHERKIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/oscar-piastri-parts-ways-with-mark-webber-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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