The Straight Version
Two NSW Police constables are under investigation following an alleged hit and run involving an e-bike in Sydney.
The UNHINGED Take
Two cooked constables really traded their badges for a taxpayer-funded getaway driver audition. Absolute muppets shouldn't be trusted with a desk stapler, let alone a patrol car.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE BOTTOM FEEDER / 10
Two cooked constables really traded their badges for a taxpayer-funded getaway driver audition.
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Two cooked constables really traded their badges for a taxpayer-funded getaway driver audition. ABSOLUTE BOTTOM FEEDER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/police-charged-over-alleged-e-bike-hit-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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