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Police probe ringside scuffle as Gallen allays health concerns

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·7 Nov, 03:42 am
Police probe ringside scuffle as Gallen allays health concerns — Australia
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The Straight Version

Paul Gallen has returned home after being rushed to hospital following his devastating knockout loss to Nelson Asofa-Solomona.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Police probe ringside scuffle as Gallen allays health concerns: "Police probe ringside scuffle as Gallen allays health concerns". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Police probe ringside scuffle as Gallen allays health concerns: "Police probe ringside scuffle as Gallen allays health concerns".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Police probe ringside scuffle as Gallen allays health concerns: "Police probe ringside scuffle as Gallen allays health concerns". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/police-probe-ringside-scuffle-as-gallen-

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