The Straight Version
Students in Frankfurt raided shops, injuring 100 officers, as protests over education and living costs erupt.
The UNHINGED Take
Frankfurt's streets turned into a shop‑holic playground, while 100 officers got a free lesson in Dutch back‑flips. ABC Just In thinks this is a ‘protest’—what a comedic carcass.

The Bottom Line
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Frankfurt's streets turned into a shop‑holic playground, while 100 officers got a free lesson in Dutch back‑flips.
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Frankfurt's streets turned into a shop‑holic playground, while 100 officers got a free lesson in Dutch back‑flips. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT/ 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/protesters-loot-shops-100-officers-injured-as-riots #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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