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Residents leave Russian-occupied Oleshky in evacuation operation

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·30 Oct, 09:46 pm
Residents leave Russian-occupied Oleshky in evacuation operation — Australia
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The Straight Version

Residents evacuated from the Russian-occupied Ukrainian town of Oleshky have left for Russia's Anapa city with a Ukrainian delegation, senior official David Arakhamia said Friday. They are expected to fly to Belarus before returning to Ukraine by bus, during a rare ceasefire brokered by the United States.

The UNHINGED Take

"Residents leave Russian-occupied Oleshky in evacuation operation" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Residents leave Russian-occupied Oleshky in evacuation operation" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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