The Straight Version
Russell Brand found guilty of rape and sexual assault by a UK court.
The UNHINGED Take
He strutted onto the scene like a drunken clown, only to see the law slam a gavel hard enough to make him drop his ego. Now he's rolling in the slop of his own disgrace.
The Bottom Line
STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10
He strutted onto the scene like a drunken clown, only to see the law slam a gavel hard enough to make him drop his ego.
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He strutted onto the scene like a drunken clown, only to see the law slam a gavel hard enough to make him drop his ego. STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/russell-brand-found-guilty-in-uk-court #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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