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Russian drone strike on Ukrainian train platform kills 14

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABC Top Stories·29 Oct, 01:47 pm
Russian drone strike on Ukrainian train platform kills 14 — Australia
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The Straight Version

A Russian drone has slammed into a busy platform at a railway station in Ukraine's Dnipro killing at least 14 people.

The UNHINGED Take

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The Bottom Line

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