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Supercars, SUVs take to Perth suburb to support teen assault victim

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABC Just In·7 Nov, 05:38 am
Supercars, SUVs take to Perth suburb to support teen assault victim — Australia
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The Straight Version

Over 100 cars and bikes convoyed in Ellenbrook to support a teen alleged beaten by local kids.

The UNHINGED Take

100 cars swooped in like a corporate circus, yet the real spectacle was the teens still believing a dagger equals swagger. Proving by Honda horror that oppression rides on chrome, not honour.

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The Bottom Line

REAL RABID / 10

100 cars swooped in like a corporate circus, yet the real spectacle was the teens still believing a dagger equals swagger.

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100 cars swooped in like a corporate circus, yet the real spectacle was the teens still believing a dagger equals swagger. REAL RABID / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/supercars-suvs-take-to-perth-suburb-to-support #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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